Well, our tagline is keepin’ it real, so I guess it’s time to just jump in and shake off the awkwardwater from the awkwardpool as time goes on. I guess doing that though would get awkwarddrops on everything around me and some weird stuff would start happening around here.
I’m new. My name is Lindsay. I’m fun. I have a fish that was named Freddy when I brought him home but has since been called Piggy, Piggles, Squigglepig and Pigpig with as much love as possible. Freddy likes to swim upside-down in his tank, make piles with his gravel and bury the food he doesn’t like (and he is very sure of and consistent with his tastes) in those piles of gravel after rolling them into little tubes. He is quite the inexplicable fish. I am completely in love with him and he’s a great companion. I haven’t eaten meat in over 4 years. I like purple, toast, enthralling books, conspiracies, photography, stories, expression, language, and dreaming and thought.
My purse is leopard print and covered in rhinestones. It contains gum, a rubber duck, an old-school hand-held fan, a notebook, a pen, a sparkly green wallet, a swiss army knife, a book called Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, a nail-polish-painted cell phone, a blue digital camera, some info about my local Y, a mint, some Spongebob Squarepants tissue, and a rainbow umbrella.
